Whoa man - what a day- first of all my girl came up to me --------
" Hey i found my hand cream next to your laptop" she says
"so? - i was using it - I whacked off three times this morning babe"
"What!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dickhead thats a fucken $50 tube of cream !!!""
whoops!!!
She storms off ---- but hey its cheaper than taking her out for dinner and stuff like that..(shes an expensive one)
Anyway as everyone knows Pharrell is in town and I caught up with him for a tea ( he doesnt drink much) and he gave me an awesome tip on a race horse ... hes all hooked up with these shiek prince dudes in dubai (wherever he gets his lamborghinis from ) and he ows some horse --- blah blah I kinda lost track because I was nailing the hotel ta and was blind by then,..
So - Pharrells horse from dubai and fifty dollar hand plus Im off to see N+E+R+D play if I can find my way from backstage..( i actually got asked to play drums but the drummer found out) SEE YAALLL SOON
Johnny ramone came to me in a dream and said
hey
ho lets
go
back to sleep
xxxxxxx detchieoooooo
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