Friday, October 2, 2009


check out the crazy dope styles!!

The shirt that is-------------dunnno whos peice that is?
Zels ?? Word up zel!!see ya round ,like an elvis presley record (say it loud and drunk!!))

Owe dog wants to go and get a bacon and chicken sandwich ... He just found out nino brown requires his services no more.

And so, there this place Owe dog goes that has real live pigs and chickens that they kill right there to order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE! Heavy. then they chuck it in a big frypan -- blaze it up and chuck it it a big roll with soy and cabbage and chilli, mmm pretty good but you gotta feel bad for the cow ---WHOOPS we didnt mention the cow ! Have you ever had cow bread . Pretty good if you dont see how its made .Cow bread french toast is awesome. _ Eggy bovine bread, with maple syrup. That what the roll is made of that they put the piggy and the chicken in, WITH cabbage hippy oK!!?? And chilli . hahah
One question remains. Where is the cheese?

anyway owe dog has a helicopter now (?) because he won some silly bet and now owns half of all this guys stuff including his helicopter -- we are all going to try to fly the thing tommorow (we have parachutes) ---we had a little go earlier (seems easy). Also there is a trout farm there ( on owes new property ) so we are going spearfishing!! AHAHA ( we got some dynamite too)

Sashimi anybody?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

wow WHAT A WEEK! Insane animals have been driving me nuts and it is relly cold . All i need is a seal to fly out of the toilet and ill have enough food for months and I can start building my igloo.
Harry has also been working hard keeping pesky penguins off my lawn -------- GOOD BOY!!!
Also Id like to announce (because Im so generous) we are going to design a hoodie for the guys at www.staffyrescue.org.au so they can sell 'em and keep all the cash for the doggies! Yey! Its a great organisation and we are happy to support them so keep your peepers peeled staffy dog lovers..

Also were making a brand new website - soon hopefully. Till then it will be a blog a thon ..

OKie dokes till later --- AUTOBOT BLOGGER mk2

Monday, May 4, 2009

hey there! Its my birthday today! (Im the black one ) So give me presents now. Please!

Anyway Im just one of the random aminalz (sic) that come and post all kinds of stuff here so keep in mind that its all in good jest - like eating shoes and couches y'know -

Stay tuned for more stuff.....

xx Lilly

Thursday, March 5, 2009

STUPID VICE MAGAZINE

I have stopped reading VICE mag. Oficcially.

It always causes arguments and questions and debates etc. Even when I try and keep it in the toilet someone will come out saying "have you seen this?"

Anyway I caught up with melborne mikey for a lobster or two over in bali (our fave restaraunt is there) and he told me that he had SECRET plans and that VICE was not doing well but NICE mag was about to launch and it is going - to - go - OFF - bigtime. Heavily backed by JEM TV ( MTVs sister company) its going to be big big big . BIG. I wish I HAD BIGGER CAPITOLS.

Any way dont eat raw 2 minute noodles after midnight ( msg keeps you awake ) --

Im still reading VICE for now.

NICE mag out soon tho

from the girl on your desktopxx

totally hectic bro.........what a day


Whoa man - what a day- first of all my girl came up to me --------

" Hey i found my hand cream next to your laptop" she says

"so? - i was using it - I whacked off three times this morning babe"
"What!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dickhead thats a fucken $50 tube of cream !!!""
whoops!!!
She storms off ---- but hey its cheaper than taking her out for dinner and stuff like that..(shes an expensive one)
Anyway as everyone knows Pharrell is in town and I caught up with him for a tea ( he doesnt drink much) and he gave me an awesome tip on a race horse ... hes all hooked up with these shiek prince dudes in dubai (wherever he gets his lamborghinis from ) and he ows some horse --- blah blah I kinda lost track because I was nailing the hotel ta and was blind by then,..
So - Pharrells horse from dubai and fifty dollar hand plus Im off to see N+E+R+D play if I can find my way from backstage..( i actually got asked to play drums but the drummer found out) SEE YAALLL SOON
Johnny ramone came to me in a dream and said
hey
ho lets
go
back to sleep
xxxxxxx detchieoooooo