check out the crazy dope styles!!

The shirt that is-------------dunnno whos peice that is?
Zels ?? Word up zel!!see ya round ,like an elvis presley record (say it loud and drunk!!))

Owe dog wants to go and get a bacon and chicken sandwich ... He just found out nino brown requires his services no more.

And so, there this place Owe dog goes that has real live pigs and chickens that they kill right there to order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE! Heavy. then they chuck it in a big frypan -- blaze it up and chuck it it a big roll with soy and cabbage and chilli, mmm pretty good but you gotta feel bad for the cow ---WHOOPS we didnt mention the cow ! Have you ever had cow bread . Pretty good if you dont see how its made .Cow bread french toast is awesome. _ Eggy bovine bread, with maple syrup. That what the roll is made of that they put the piggy and the chicken in, WITH cabbage hippy oK!!?? And chilli . hahah
One question remains. Where is the cheese?

anyway owe dog has a helicopter now (?) because he won some silly bet and now owns half of all this guys stuff including his helicopter -- we are all going to try to fly the thing tommorow (we have parachutes) ---we had a little go earlier (seems easy). Also there is a trout farm there ( on owes new property ) so we are going spearfishing!! AHAHA ( we got some dynamite too)

Sashimi anybody?

wow WHAT A WEEK! Insane animals have been driving me nuts and it is relly cold . All i need is a seal to fly out of the toilet and ill have enough food for months and I can start building my igloo.
Harry has also been working hard keeping pesky penguins off my lawn -------- GOOD BOY!!!
Also Id like to announce (because Im so generous) we are going to design a hoodie for the guys at www.staffyrescue.org.au so they can sell 'em and keep all the cash for the doggies! Yey! Its a great organisation and we are happy to support them so keep your peepers peeled staffy dog lovers..

Also were making a brand new website - soon hopefully. Till then it will be a blog a thon ..

OKie dokes till later --- AUTOBOT BLOGGER mk2

hey there! Its my birthday today! (Im the black one ) So give me presents now. Please!

Anyway Im just one of the random aminalz (sic) that come and post all kinds of stuff here so keep in mind that its all in good jest - like eating shoes and couches y'know -

Stay tuned for more stuff.....

xx Lilly

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STUPID VICE MAGAZINE

I have stopped reading VICE mag. Oficcially.

It always causes arguments and questions and debates etc. Even when I try and keep it in the toilet someone will come out saying "have you seen this?"

Anyway I caught up with melborne mikey for a lobster or two over in bali (our fave restaraunt is there) and he told me that he had SECRET plans and that VICE was not doing well but NICE mag was about to launch and it is going - to - go - OFF - bigtime. Heavily backed by JEM TV ( MTVs sister company) its going to be big big big . BIG. I wish I HAD BIGGER CAPITOLS.

Any way dont eat raw 2 minute noodles after midnight ( msg keeps you awake ) --

Im still reading VICE for now.

NICE mag out soon tho

from the girl on your desktopxx

totally hectic bro.........what a day

Whoa man - what a day- first of all my girl came up to me --------

" Hey i found my hand cream next to your laptop" she says

"so? - i was using it - I whacked off three times this morning babe"

"What!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dickhead thats a fucken $50 tube of cream !!!""

whoops!!!

She storms off ---- but hey its cheaper than taking her out for dinner and stuff like that..(shes an expensive one)

Anyway as everyone knows Pharrell is in town and I caught up with him for a tea ( he doesnt drink much) and he gave me an awesome tip on a race horse ... hes all hooked up with these shiek prince dudes in dubai (wherever he gets his lamborghinis from ) and he ows some horse --- blah blah I kinda lost track because I was nailing the hotel ta and was blind by then,..

So - Pharrells horse from dubai and fifty dollar hand plus Im off to see N+E+R+D play if I can find my way from backstage..( i actually got asked to play drums but the drummer found out) SEE YAALLL SOON

Johnny ramone came to me in a dream and said

hey

ho lets

go

back to sleep

xxxxxxx detchieoooooo

SCAAAAARY MUSIC

The other day a friend of mine came to pick me up to go and look at this house he was buying . At first I thought he was showing off but then I realised he was secretly hoping for approval from me because his girlfriend made him buy it .... Poor guy.. Anyway when we got in the car the CD playing was this weird churchy type singing with cheesy synthesiser beats and stuff (not cool synths like ELO or what have you) .

'What is this ??" I was obviously in shock.

"MAn its cool it grows on you after a while .. its heaps relaxing in all the traffic you know,"

--- I let it go because it IS his car I guess..

But subliminally it made me hungy for cheesburgers and fries -- thats when I realised the connection.

McDonalds pay off the church to allow them to put subliminal advertising in their hymns - so thereby brainwashing the masses and hence making a fortune for Ronald ! Now that is sneaky...

It proably also explains why alot of kids that go to Catholic schools are obese , thats a gross generalisation, but a funny one ..

Anyway just steer clear of any church organ pipes and hymns etc and youll be fine!!

The house was pretty cool though , it had a gargoyle. Rare nowadays.

From The Pope of the holy cheesburger.

WARNING!! DOC SAYS BEHAVE!!

some of the scribbles and scratches from the home stood .. yes they are crappy photos , my dog took them.

cheers Harry !WOOF!

CRACK KILLS (unless you are a crack smoking skeleton).

My friend and I came up with a genius idea (another one) ..

Its controversial , but all good ideas are - at first..

Anyay as everybody knows, Japan refuses o stop whaling and now there is a massive over stock of whale because of boycotts etc so... in a strange twist on east meets west let me be the first to unveil "THE WHALE PIZZA"!!!

Do the maths - one whale could make over 1,000,ooo pizzas and thats economical in anyones books - couple of yen here and there and bobs your unkles - MILLIONAIRE! All from one whale so its kinda like making the most of a bad situation.

Lemonade from lemons -Pizza made from Whale...

anyway till next time

Wonder Boy in monster land xxxooo

PIECES OF YOU

characters are always hard and most writers cop out and do all hard edge throw-off-stuuff----BUT when there is a paint shortage and diggin in the crates there is nothing like a two colour (maybe 4) bakground.

Headin to Bondi road to do burners soon,

Not over WATER's Pro-duck-shun (yet) -----

down the road - Over Bricks peice cos hes been dissin all the homedawgs down the backyard at detchies house !!WOOF WOOF

Dont forget your camoflage - especially if you have tighties ;; get outta my girlfriends jeans you emo fagboy.

JAIL TATTS RULExxx

from the staffordshie terrier who wakes you up every day

HARRY DOG SAYS........

I watched COLORS for the first time in ages the other day. It got me all psyched up to do old school blockies etc but then it rained for a week straight so there goes that idea.

Now the weather is good and Im going to have to watch it again to get all amped up but guess what?? ? I already have a BETTER idea that I stole from Perso and I going to do that instead.

So the moral of the story is -- if you get sick of your own ideas then steal your friends ideas before they can paint them .

Pure genius!!!!

Chair Project

Heres a very sneaky peek at the latest project -- a fancy leather chair!!

It's not an afternoon tea and cake type chair but it still seats up to one wealthy person quite comfortably. Its expensive because I had to go walking for days to find a cow and a tree and then even longer to make it all into a chair!! BUT its %100 organic -- All wood and cow ( no plastics , vinyls etc) so I hope all the greenies out there apprciate the effort ..

Moo!

CABALLERO IN THE HOUSE

I got my old school CAb deck signed by the man himself .

Thats all - just wanted to gloat.

NANANANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Mr T ! HOLLA!!

Anyone who watched the A team would definitely remember Mr T was a keen graf head and used to always disappear at least once every show to drop tags on helicopters and burned out jeeps..We bumped into him in Melbourne recently and he was a real nice guy - but you still wouldnt mess with him.. We tried to get him to come to paint a real sketchy spot ( so he could be our "muscle") but he said no he's under contract now from MTV and can't paint stuff unless their photographers are there ??! Wierd hey - but it was still cool meeting him.